It’s a sunny and slightly brisk fall afternoon, perfect for walking off those Thanksgiving calories. Just make sure you behave yourself while doing so.
No worries. I don’t even have a dog.

I’m not sure what prompted the posting of this sign on a quiet residential street, but I kept my distance to take the photo.
No worries. I’m not even in a car, so I can’t park. I’m unlikely to exceed 25 mph on foot.
I also have nothing with me I can dump. No streams will be polluted due to me.

I heeded the warning and took an alternate route. I was a model neighbor on this walk.
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